All the Ways I’ve Tried to Deal with Death

By Monte Remer

I came by his acquaintance for the first time 

and liked him not at all, 

though I tried to be cordial 

despite the circumstances 

and the fact that my grandmother was a lovely woman 

but he didn’t return the same courtesy 

and in fact put a squirrel under the tires 

of my parent’s car on the drive home 

which did somewhat open up healing wounds. 

 

Granting him the benefit of the doubt, 

I assumed this had to be a mistake 

and so I stalked him, like you do the social media 

of someone you’re not sure if you like. 

From all the books I read, the movies I watched, 

but most of all, the things people said of him, 

I pretty well made up my opinion. 

He’s ever been the expert of adding insult to injury, 

so it wasn’t long before my dislike became enmity 

when he took someone in my life 

randomly, without excuse of illness nor reason why. 

 

So I hunted him out then, a man with a vengeance. 

I searched for him in charnel-houses 

to put questions to him, 

but he was never there to answer. 

I did questionable things with friends in his cemeteries, 

but he never came to stop us. 

I tried to formalize our dispute 

by insisting that I would meet him 

at a time and place of his choosing 

in a duel, the rules laid out and fair 

so long as I had twelve hours’ notice. 

 

When he sent nothing back, 

I rationalized that it must be for my sake, 

thinking I must have misjudged death 

and that he was actually merciful and wise 

enough to know that my heartbeat 

would sound like a clock 

every second 

until the day 

of the duel. 

 

So I tried acceptance 

with a woman who I paid too much to see 

with so many Buddhas in her office 

until I wondered 

Why the hell am I doing this? 

and promptly left. 

 

And now, I admit to just wanting to see death, 

as if I’m the paparazzi for an elusive celebrity. 

I’ve tried to shake his hand in skull-laden aesthetics 

and I’ve tried to hear his voice 

by listening in to funerals on my cemetery jogs 

just in case he stuck around to say something of his work. 

I’ve grieved for people I’ve only ever seen on screens 

as if he’s some deity who demands obeisance 

even in distance, 

and I’ve reread all those books, rewatched all those movies, 

and relistened to all those stories 

just in case I was missing something, 

in case death was ever more 

than what God said to Moses: “I am that I am.” 

 

I’ve been afraid, 

I’ve written here about my fear, 

I’ve written properly, when all I really want to say is something like 

“fuck fuck fuck fuck,” 

and sometimes I have stretched moments so much longer than they should be as if that doesn’t come at another moment’s cost, my poems spilling over into prose because I’m afraid, I’m so fucking afraid, 

and Lord, 

my god, 

please, God, 

whatever god will save me, 

please, 

there are so many things I’ll never get to see, 

there are so many poems I’ll never get to read. 

About the Author:

Monte Remer writes from the Pacific Northwest. He tells stories of strange happenings and the macabre, both unbecoming of the kind and simple hippie that he is. A stack of old keyboards lay like the vanquished in his dorm room. Dust fills the air whenever he picks one up, like smoke from a fresh fire.

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